Nothing other than I discovered I have a freckle on my balls. Unemployment has been good.
Someone hit on me so I can use my new chat up line.
"use me as a toilet"
Bobs Burger makes me want to rip my ears off. Those voices are horrific & it’s not slightly interesting or funny.
Worst cartoon. It makes me sad that it’s Archers voice actor and that is SO FUNNY.
I just skated into the city to buy a burrito and I feel like I am every pop punk song ever.
Watching porn when it looks like someone you know.
Worst cunts: pals you never hear from when they’re in a relationship. Consistent as gravity.
I’ll fuck you right in your little grey face.
Laughing so much at this.
I am extremely very drunk and I’m very aware or the way I am walking
Do I look.weird. I feel I look.weird?
Living in hostels is sick. Living in a 4 bed dorm however, knowing that you can’t get wound up or you’re fucked, is shite.
Had a dream last night - I seen a girl I used to spend a lot of time with. We hugged, I said sorry, she said it’s okay. And that was that. Everything was better and I was happy. Woke up with a weight lifted off my shoulder, then I realised it was just a dream. I wish things in life were as easy as that.
hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT
So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like
oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED
I am so fucking high and blown away at how good Ricky Martin is.