Anonymous said: What's new

Nothing other than I discovered I have a freckle on my balls. Unemployment has been good.

Someone hit on me so I can use my new chat up line.

"use me as a toilet"

felinesandliterature:

Bobs Burger makes me want to rip my ears off. Those voices are horrific & it’s not slightly interesting or funny.

Worst cartoon. It makes me sad that it’s Archers voice actor and that is SO FUNNY.

I just skated into the city to buy a burrito and I feel like I am every pop punk song ever.

Watching porn when it looks like someone you know.

Worst cunts: pals you never hear from when they’re in a relationship. Consistent as gravity.

Anonymous said: mmmm, hello gorgeous. I'd like nothing more than to have you fuck me right now.

joshlark:

I’ll fuck you right in your little grey face.

Laughing so much at this.

Hello etc.

I am extremely very drunk and I’m very aware or the way I am walking
Do I look.weird. I feel I look.weird?

Living in hostels is sick. Living in a 4 bed dorm however, knowing that you can’t get wound up or you’re fucked, is shite.

Had a dream last night - I seen a girl I used to spend a lot of time with. We hugged, I said sorry, she said it’s okay. And that was that. Everything was better and I was happy. Woke up with a weight lifted off my shoulder, then I realised it was just a dream. I wish things in life were as easy as that.

ghost-sphincter:

atomau:

neverland-avenue:

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED

(via theirlovelybones)

I am so fucking high and blown away at how good Ricky Martin is.

"Is this thing even on?"

"Is this thing even on?"

View from the balcony is neh bad.

View from the balcony is neh bad.