Anonymous said: Crushcrushcrush

Who are you?! Reveal yourself trickster.

First day back to my old employers, Team Leading a new charity on a roadtrip. Fucked Fred Hollows right in his gammy eye socket today, 6 signups by 2pm! Boshhh.

First day back to my old employers, Team Leading a new charity on a roadtrip. Fucked Fred Hollows right in his gammy eye socket today, 6 signups by 2pm! Boshhh.

And on the seventh day god said ‘stop fucking reblogging your own selfies pussy’

Anonymous said: I remember seeing old posts about you being against drugs, but you get high? Please do explain

Old school follower! No need to be anon, let’s be pals. I did a shitload of research on weed and weighed a lot of things up. I still massively agree that it’s a gateway drug - absolutely - but then I gave it a bash and getting high is fuuuun. Still haven’t touched anything else though - never would.

"See how it’s coming up to the 20’s again? But like 2020? I think everyone should dress like they did in the 1920’s!"

Or alternatively we could all be riding about on robot dinosaurs that shit bluetooth and wifi connect to our hoverboards. FUCK YEAH THE FUTURE.

Anonymous said: How come you are now unemployed? Weren't you really successful and doing well?

I was, am - but I quit because the yolo life has chosen me.

I am so high and the two people I was texting when I left Mikeys both stopped texting back at the same time and now I am the anti-smoking weed paranoia advert personified.

Anonymous said: What's new

Nothing other than I discovered I have a freckle on my balls. Unemployment has been good.

Someone hit on me so I can use my new chat up line.

"use me as a toilet"

felinesandliterature:

Bobs Burger makes me want to rip my ears off. Those voices are horrific & it’s not slightly interesting or funny.

Worst cartoon. It makes me sad that it’s Archers voice actor and that is SO FUNNY.

I just skated into the city to buy a burrito and I feel like I am every pop punk song ever.

Watching porn when it looks like someone you know.

Worst cunts: pals you never hear from when they’re in a relationship. Consistent as gravity.

Anonymous said: mmmm, hello gorgeous. I'd like nothing more than to have you fuck me right now.

joshlark:

I’ll fuck you right in your little grey face.

Laughing so much at this.

Hello etc.