Kansas City Shuffle.
Achieved scholar, successful doctor, an incredible lover and professional liar.
I wonder if Ged’s followers and anon’s who haven’t met him know he’s 4”5 in real life.
A brief tutorial on how to make a decision. Help
Lock up your daughters. Flatmate tag team woman stealing champions. Or something.
We are here for your females.
so Im going to bed. Ged, I’m sorry when you wake up and look at your Tumblr. (no I’m not)
fucking stoked to stroke the dolphin and get dolla for it. The world isn’t ready for thousands of Bastard-Callum’s but I am so ready to wank for mula. Suck it society.
Fashionista.
Ged is really high - lets all laugh at him.
Ged grew a wandering man beard.
We were the only ones in the cinema last night so we were, eh, ‘singing’.
Taking flat laziness to whole new levels motherfuckers.
my flatmates are spectacular. They went absolutely overboard for my birthday and it was so unexpected and nice, I got a LIGHTSABRER, a lego sith skimmer, a bottle of Passoa (!!!!), pirate hats, swords and eyepatches, silly string, a basketball, pre ordered Tomb Raider for me, a ‘pretty princess’ caterpillar cake - which the Frankie and Bennys staff surprised me with mid-meal - a cuddly roaring chewbacca motherfucker and army men. They also took me to see Mama in which we shat ourselves a wee bit, and we went to a cocktail bar before for hours, drinking all the lovely concoctions and then did an accidental-but-not-really runner from the bar. We also got these big party canon things, to which I fired at Darrells face. Unfortunately for Darrell the shell inside the cannon didn’t burst open and it cunted him right in the eye and he decked it like a disgruntled fish out of the water. I happy cried.
What a pair of beautiful bastards, Amazing. Go follow Ged.
I was just sitting and now I dont know whats going on.
It is dinner time in the ge-eil-um household. Look how excited we are.
I think this sums up my two male best friends and I
